Fans / 7.8 ON THE STUPIDITY SCALE
A face-paint budget bigger than the playbook.
Four hours of optimism, two colors of paint, and one extremely long drive home.
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Four hours of optimism, two colors of paint, and one extremely long drive home.
Welcome to the part of football where the replay raises more questions than it answers. Somewhere, someone has a perfectly reasonable explanation. We would love to meet that person.
Our verdict: an elite performance in making a simple game unnecessarily complicated. We will, of course, be watching again next week.
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